Women who claim they

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12. Before dating a buddy's "ex", you are required
to ask his permission and he in return is required
to grant it.

13. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must
be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge
of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing
clean.

14. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem.
You didn't see nothin'.

15. The universal compensation for buddies who help
you move is beer.

16. A man must never own a cat or like his
girlfriend's cat.
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17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports
event, you may always ask the score of the game in
progress, but you may never ask who's playing.