Why do you take baths in milk

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"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower." Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress :Vibram Five Fingers Sprint Shoes black - yellow
Vibram Five Fingers Sprint Shoes blue-aqua-gray
Vibram Five Fingers Sprint Shoes Chocolate Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
Submitted by Safnil (Bengkulu University Indonesia) "You look very funny wearing that belt."
"I would look even funnier if I didn't wear it." "I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."